Have you seen this pamphlet? [hands Daria a pamphlet]
"Is Your Teenager Using Drugs? Ten Warning Signs." Yes...yes...no...maybe...sometimes...hmm, about three times a week...and not if she can possibly avoid it. In my opinion, Quinn's clean.
What?
Although you might want to check her pupils.
[laughs nervously] I, uh, was thinking more about you, Daria.
Oh, then you're not supposed to let me read this. You're supposed to sneak around, spying on me and looking through my sock drawer. [doorbell rings, Daria leaves]
Oh. Kiddo, which one is your sock drawer?
I can show you, Daddy.
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