(as Blue Flash) Ha, ha! Now you have no need to fear! Your hero, the Blue Flash is here! Fruit drops!
(as Blue Flash) Cor! Superhero is how I'm feeling! Hope the chief's not cross about his ceiling, but now the real me has been unfurled, and I'm the greatest in the world! Fruit drops!
Ah, DM! Good show!
GGrovel
Oh, dear. So sorry about this, especially with us being two or three of a kind, but you know how it is!
[Danger Mouse crashes through a brick wall]
Oh, doesn't that hurt, Chief?
No, didn't feel a thing! [he faints]
[Danger Mouse and Penfold are standing below the wall of Greenback's castle]
Um, hello? Excuse me? Can we have our ball back, please? I...
[a fizzing bomb is dropped into his hand]
Oh, thanks very much!
D.M! Look out! It's a bomb!
Hmm? Oh yes, I know it's a buh-buh-buh-buh, buh-buh-buh-buh, a b-, a b-, a bomb!
[BOOM!]
[Danger Mouse is being dangled over the snapping jaws of a crocodile]
We could have had a weekend in Brighton!
I do not wish to know that, Penfold!
[Penfold answers the intercom]
Hello?
SSStilleto's voice
Delivery for Mr. Mouse.
Just pop it in the lift, will you?
SSStilleto's voice
Okay! [snickers]
What is it, Penfold?
Well, they're sort of... they're too... [shrieks and flees as snapper robots enter the room]
DDM
Sort of what, Penfold?
Sort of unfriendly-like!
DDM
Good heavens, Penfold! I never knew you could run like that! Now just keep calm!
[Penfold screams]
DDM
And lead them over here, will you? By the way, Penfold...your library books are overdue.
Uh, sorry, sir...sorry! [screams]
DDM
The things that lad reads! "Jake Thunder, Superspy"! [crushes robots with books] Why, it's absolute rubbish!
[Looking at sign on door that reads C.H.M.F.F.G.] Look, Penfold... look what it says on that door.
Oh, yes..."Chi-muff-guh".
DDM
"Chi-mu--" No, Penfold, it stands for 'Car Holding Magnetic Force Field Generator'.
'Cor...how'd you figure that?
DDM
Mm. [confidentially] I read the script.
Ooh, naughty Danger Mouse.
Good show, DM. Weel dine.
Weel dine?
Oh drat I mean well done.
DDM
You must stop this, Master Lobsnit.
LLobsnit
Never, Never, Never!! Or perhaps onto the 2nd floor.
SStiletto
Fancy you, I was just looking for...
House of [laughs]
Don't take it easy, Penfold. This is no real person, this is the Baron's henchman!
Not Stiletto!
SStiletto
Yeah, Signora Mafiosa to you. Peasant. So sorry I can't wait to talk. Ulamanergick!
BGBaron Greenback
So, they think my little snippersnappers will lead them to my hideout. Well, I have news for them, eh, Nero?
[Nero giggles]
[The snapper robots explode]
Crumbs! I didn't touch anything! It wasn't me, sir!
It's all right, Penfold. It self-destructed.
Self-destructed?
DDM
Yes. You know, that echo sounded just like you! Anyways, yes. That must mean we're close to its base. We'd better split up!
Right, sir. Uh, can I split up and come with you?
DDM
No, Penfold!
Ah, DM, good show!
Yes, Colonel?
Our spotters have spied a spaceship!
DDM
Spied a spaceship?
Precisely! Now I want you two to go out and investigate before this alien, whoever he is, starts trouble!
Trouble, Colonel?
Right, interfering with our radio transmission...
[signal interference, J.J. Quark appears on screen]
QQuark
Right, you lot! Stop your blubbering!
DDM
You lot?
QQuark
My name is Quark. J.J. Quark.
DDM
Oh, really?
QQuark
I'm from a planet far beyond your kin, you kin! And I'm the owner of planet Earth!
DDM
You're what?!
QQuark
This is a cosmic charter, giving Earth to my great-great-great-great grandfather! Anyway, I'm on my way to take over! And if there's any argument from anyone, I'll paralyze his particles, you kin!
[signal interference, Colonel K. returns]
I say, did you chaps get an alien chappie on your screen just now?
Aye! Uh, yes, Colonel!
Talk in a foreign language?
DDM
More or less, Colonel. Says he's going to take over planet Earth!
Great Scot! Better get after them! Stop them right now!
DDM
Right, sir! Come on, Penfold!
CDCount Duckula
He who sheds his blood with me shall be my supper!
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