Ah, DM, good show!
Yes, Colonel?
Our spotters have spied a spaceship!
Spied a spaceship?
Precisely! Now I want you two to go out and investigate before this alien, whoever he is, starts trouble!
Trouble, Colonel?
Right, interfering with our radio transmission...
[signal interference, J.J. Quark appears on screen]
Right, you lot! Stop your blubbering!
You lot?
My name is Quark. J.J. Quark.
Oh, really?
I'm from a planet far beyond your kin, you kin! And I'm the owner of planet Earth!
You're what?!
This is a cosmic charter, giving Earth to my great-great-great-great grandfather! Anyway, I'm on my way to take over! And if there's any argument from anyone, I'll paralyze his particles, you kin!
[signal interference, Colonel K. returns]
I say, did you chaps get an alien chappie on your screen just now?
Aye! Uh, yes, Colonel!
Talk in a foreign language?
More or less, Colonel. Says he's going to take over planet Earth!
Great Scot! Better get after them! Stop them right now!
Right, sir! Come on, Penfold!
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