Penfold quotes from Danger Mouse

Penfold

Oh, crumbs!/Oh carrots!/Oh crikey!/Cor!

Penfold

There's loyalty and loyalty, you know.

Penfold

(as Blue Flash) Ha, ha! Now you have no need to fear! Your hero, the Blue Flash is here! Fruit drops!

Penfold

(as Blue Flash) Cor! Superhero is how I'm feeling! Hope the chief's not cross about his ceiling, but now the real me has been unfurled, and I'm the greatest in the world! Fruit drops!

Penfold

Oh, doesn't that hurt, Chief?

Danger Mouse

No, didn't feel a thing! [he faints]

Danger Mouse

Um, hello? Excuse me? Can we have our ball back, please? I...

Danger Mouse

Oh, thanks very much!

Penfold

D.M! Look out! It's a bomb!

Danger Mouse

Hmm? Oh yes, I know it's a buh-buh-buh-buh, buh-buh-buh-buh, a b-, a b-, a bomb!

Penfold

We could have had a weekend in Brighton!

Danger Mouse

I do not wish to know that, Penfold!

Penfold

Hello?

Delivery for Mr. Mouse.

Penfold

Just pop it in the lift, will you?

Okay! [snickers]

Danger Mouse

What is it, Penfold?

Penfold

Well, they're sort of... they're too... [shrieks and flees as snapper robots enter the room]

Sort of what, Penfold?

Penfold

Sort of unfriendly-like!

Good heavens, Penfold! I never knew you could run like that! Now just keep calm!

And lead them over here, will you? By the way, Penfold...your library books are overdue.

Penfold

Uh, sorry, sir...sorry! [screams]

The things that lad reads! "Jake Thunder, Superspy"! [crushes robots with books] Why, it's absolute rubbish!

Danger Mouse

[Looking at sign on door that reads C.H.M.F.F.G.] Look, Penfold... look what it says on that door.

Penfold

Oh, yes..."Chi-muff-guh".

"Chi-mu--" No, Penfold, it stands for 'Car Holding Magnetic Force Field Generator'.

Penfold

'Cor...how'd you figure that?

Mm. [confidentially] I read the script.

Penfold

Ooh, naughty Danger Mouse.

Colonel K

Good show, DM. Weel dine.

Penfold

Weel dine?

Colonel K

Oh drat I mean well done.

Fancy you, I was just looking for...

Penfold

House of [laughs]

Danger Mouse

Don't take it easy, Penfold. This is no real person, this is the Baron's henchman!

Penfold

Not Stiletto!

Yeah, Signora Mafiosa to you. Peasant. So sorry I can't wait to talk. Ulamanergick!

So, they think my little snippersnappers will lead them to my hideout. Well, I have news for them, eh, Nero?

Penfold

Crumbs! I didn't touch anything! It wasn't me, sir!

Danger Mouse

It's all right, Penfold. It self-destructed.

Penfold

Self-destructed?

Yes. You know, that echo sounded just like you! Anyways, yes. That must mean we're close to its base. We'd better split up!

Penfold

Right, sir. Uh, can I split up and come with you?

No, Penfold!

Colonel K.

Ah, DM, good show!

Danger Mouse

Yes, Colonel?

Colonel K.

Our spotters have spied a spaceship!

Spied a spaceship?

Colonel K.

Precisely! Now I want you two to go out and investigate before this alien, whoever he is, starts trouble!

Penfold

Trouble, Colonel?

Colonel

Right, interfering with our radio transmission...

Right, you lot! Stop your blubbering!

You lot?

My name is Quark. J.J. Quark.

Oh, really?

I'm from a planet far beyond your kin, you kin! And I'm the owner of planet Earth!

You're what?!

This is a cosmic charter, giving Earth to my great-great-great-great grandfather! Anyway, I'm on my way to take over! And if there's any argument from anyone, I'll paralyze his particles, you kin!

Colonel K.

I say, did you chaps get an alien chappie on your screen just now?

Penfold

Aye! Uh, yes, Colonel!

Colonel K.

Talk in a foreign language?

More or less, Colonel. Says he's going to take over planet Earth!

Colonel K.

Great Scot! Better get after them! Stop them right now!

Right, sir! Come on, Penfold!