[Penfold answers the intercom]
SSStilleto's voice
Delivery for Mr. Mouse.
Just pop it in the lift, will you?
SSStilleto's voice
Okay! [snickers]
Well, they're sort of... they're too... [shrieks and flees as snapper robots enter the room]
DDM
Sort of what, Penfold?
DDM
Good heavens, Penfold! I never knew you could run like that! Now just keep calm!
[Penfold screams]
DDM
And lead them over here, will you? By the way, Penfold...your library books are overdue.
Uh, sorry, sir...sorry! [screams]
DDM
The things that lad reads! "Jake Thunder, Superspy"! [crushes robots with books] Why, it's absolute rubbish!
[Looking at sign on door that reads C.H.M.F.F.G.] Look, Penfold... look what it says on that door.
Oh, yes..."Chi-muff-guh".
DDM
"Chi-mu--" No, Penfold, it stands for 'Car Holding Magnetic Force Field Generator'.
'Cor...how'd you figure that?
DDM
Mm. [confidentially] I read the script.
Ooh, naughty Danger Mouse.
BGBaron Greenback
So, they think my little snippersnappers will lead them to my hideout. Well, I have news for them, eh, Nero?
[Nero giggles]
[The snapper robots explode]
Crumbs! I didn't touch anything! It wasn't me, sir!
It's all right, Penfold. It self-destructed.
DDM
Yes. You know, that echo sounded just like you! Anyways, yes. That must mean we're close to its base. We'd better split up!
Right, sir. Uh, can I split up and come with you?
Our spotters have spied a spaceship!
Precisely! Now I want you two to go out and investigate before this alien, whoever he is, starts trouble!
Right, interfering with our radio transmission...
[signal interference, J.J. Quark appears on screen]
QQuark
Right, you lot! Stop your blubbering!
QQuark
My name is Quark. J.J. Quark.
QQuark
I'm from a planet far beyond your kin, you kin! And I'm the owner of planet Earth!
QQuark
This is a cosmic charter, giving Earth to my great-great-great-great grandfather! Anyway, I'm on my way to take over! And if there's any argument from anyone, I'll paralyze his particles, you kin!
[signal interference, Colonel K. returns]
I say, did you chaps get an alien chappie on your screen just now?
Talk in a foreign language?
DDM
More or less, Colonel. Says he's going to take over planet Earth!
Great Scot! Better get after them! Stop them right now!
DDM
Right, sir! Come on, Penfold!
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