Danger MousePenfold, shush.
Voiced by David Jason
Danger Mouse · 30 quotes
Tied for 1st most-quoted character in Danger Mouse: in 13 of its 30 quotes
Most scenes with: Penfold (8), DM (4)
Lines by Danger Mouse 5
Danger MouseDanger MouseGood grief!
Danger MouseGood heavens, Penfold. I never knew you could run like that!
Danger MouseBy the way, Penfold, your library books are overdue!
Danger MouseAh, that'll be Colonel K. Let's see what he wants, Penfold.
Scenes with Danger Mouse 8
[Danger Mouse crashes through a brick wall]
Oh, doesn't that hurt, Chief?
Danger MouseNo, didn't feel a thing! [he faints]
[Danger Mouse and Penfold are standing below the wall of Greenback's castle]
Danger MouseUm, hello? Excuse me? Can we have our ball back, please? I...
[a fizzing bomb is dropped into his hand]
Danger MouseOh, thanks very much!
D.M! Look out! It's a bomb!
Danger MouseHmm? Oh yes, I know it's a buh-buh-buh-buh, buh-buh-buh-buh, a b-, a b-, a bomb!
[BOOM!]
[Danger Mouse is being dangled over the snapping jaws of a crocodile]
We could have had a weekend in Brighton!
Danger MouseI do not wish to know that, Penfold!
[Penfold answers the intercom]
Hello?
SSStilleto's voice
Delivery for Mr. Mouse.
Just pop it in the lift, will you?
SSStilleto's voice
Okay! [snickers]
Danger MouseWhat is it, Penfold?
Well, they're sort of... they're too... [shrieks and flees as snapper robots enter the room]
DDM
Sort of what, Penfold?
Sort of unfriendly-like!
DDM
Good heavens, Penfold! I never knew you could run like that! Now just keep calm!
[Penfold screams]
DDM
And lead them over here, will you? By the way, Penfold...your library books are overdue.
Uh, sorry, sir...sorry! [screams]
DDM
The things that lad reads! "Jake Thunder, Superspy"! [crushes robots with books] Why, it's absolute rubbish!
Danger Mouse[Looking at sign on door that reads C.H.M.F.F.G.] Look, Penfold... look what it says on that door.
Oh, yes..."Chi-muff-guh".
DDM
"Chi-mu--" No, Penfold, it stands for 'Car Holding Magnetic Force Field Generator'.
'Cor...how'd you figure that?
DDM
Mm. [confidentially] I read the script.
Ooh, naughty Danger Mouse.
SStiletto
Fancy you, I was just looking for...
House of [laughs]
Danger MouseDon't take it easy, Penfold. This is no real person, this is the Baron's henchman!
Not Stiletto!
SStiletto
Yeah, Signora Mafiosa to you. Peasant. So sorry I can't wait to talk. Ulamanergick!
BGBaron Greenback
So, they think my little snippersnappers will lead them to my hideout. Well, I have news for them, eh, Nero?
[Nero giggles]
[The snapper robots explode]
Crumbs! I didn't touch anything! It wasn't me, sir!
Danger MouseIt's all right, Penfold. It self-destructed.
Self-destructed?
DDM
Yes. You know, that echo sounded just like you! Anyways, yes. That must mean we're close to its base. We'd better split up!
Right, sir. Uh, can I split up and come with you?
DDM
No, Penfold!
Ah, DM, good show!
Danger MouseYes, Colonel?
Our spotters have spied a spaceship!
DDM
Spied a spaceship?
Precisely! Now I want you two to go out and investigate before this alien, whoever he is, starts trouble!
Trouble, Colonel?
Right, interfering with our radio transmission...
[signal interference, J.J. Quark appears on screen]
QQuark
Right, you lot! Stop your blubbering!
DDM
You lot?
QQuark
My name is Quark. J.J. Quark.
DDM
Oh, really?
QQuark
I'm from a planet far beyond your kin, you kin! And I'm the owner of planet Earth!
DDM
You're what?!
QQuark
This is a cosmic charter, giving Earth to my great-great-great-great grandfather! Anyway, I'm on my way to take over! And if there's any argument from anyone, I'll paralyze his particles, you kin!
[signal interference, Colonel K. returns]
I say, did you chaps get an alien chappie on your screen just now?
Aye! Uh, yes, Colonel!
Talk in a foreign language?
DDM
More or less, Colonel. Says he's going to take over planet Earth!
Great Scot! Better get after them! Stop them right now!
DDM
Right, sir! Come on, Penfold!
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