Chris, Dan and others in “The Ski Trip”

There's nothing like a great ski trip! Just you, me, the snow and-

Can we get some heat back here?

And Dan.

If I get frost bite, you're buying me new toes.

Well it was either bring him along or risk him sabotaging the trip.

Obviously. Do you know how it feels to be left behind? And besides, why wouldn't you bring me? I love skiing. [sees a lot of people skiing] Wait...what are these people doing?

Uh, they're skiing.

THIS is skiing? What's the one where you shoot clay discs with a rifle?

You mean skeet shooting?

Yeah! That's the one I like! I despise skiing.

Have you ever tried it?

You know how I feel about trying things.

Well, I guess we should have known better. Shall we pack it up and go?

Hold on. It's just a one night trip. Dan, you can survive one night. And why don't you make the most of it? Skiing's a lot of fun.

If you want to dress up like an astronaut and get a concussion that's your business, but I didn't take my stupid pills this morning, so if you think-- [cut to him, Chris, and Elise at the ski lift] --that I'm going to strand myself at the top of a mountain with those snow hippies, you are very wrong.

Well, we're almost to the top, so you may as well give it a shot. [he and Elise leave to ski]

How do you stop this thing? Hurling myself down a mountain at terminal velocity goes against every natural instinct in my body. And that guy's.

It's easy. If you want to go forward, just make your skis look like french fries. See? And if you want to stop, you just make your skis look like pizza.

Is there anything that doesn't remind you of food?

Speaking of which, I've already worked up a bit of an appetite. I wonder if you can tell if the snack bar is open from up here.

Uh, Chris? Chris? [goes down skiing]

Yeah?

Where's the emergency brake on this thing?

Mommy, mommy take my picture! Take my-- [gets caught with Dan] Mommy!!!

Man, this place is a death tra-AAH! SKIIII TRRRIIIPPP!!! [falls down and lands in the snow] Ow ow ow!