Dan
I need to renew my license.
Hence
Wow. That's a bad hair day.
Dan
I had just woken up in a dumpster in Sacramento. It was a bad day all around.
Hence
I'll need to see some I.D. This is expired.
Dan
Hence, the need to renew it.
Hence
I need something current, with your picture, your name, and the date.
Chris
Hey, I've got something. [gives Hence a picture of Dan]
Dan
Why do you have my mug shot?
Chris
This one looks so adorable I, just had to keep it.
Hence
[hands Dan a pile of papers] Fill these out, bring them back with the correct documentation. Thank you!
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