Chris
What are you doing here?
Mummy
I dunno, I just got excavated, you guys seemed cool. I thought we could hang.
Dan
Hang! Hang! You stole my toilet paper!
Mummy
Yeah, bro. My bad. Though you can't really blame that on me though, you're the only one in a hundred miles with rolls of Egyptian cotton just laying around. I needed a touch up.
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