Dan
Sup? SUP! [talking to the mummy] You broke into my apartment, messed with my Mr. Mumbles and stole my personal toiletries, that's what's up! Get him, Chris!
Chris
Why me?
Dan
Because you're the Chris.
Mummy
Look, I don't want any trouble.
Dan
Do I have to do everything?
Mummy
Hey, hey, ow, what the heck, bro?
[Dan puts the mummy back in the mummy box and tapes it]
Dan
There! Vengence, thy name is Dan.
Chris
Great. Can we go now?
Dan
Sure. Hold these.
Chris
Why?
Dan
Because if I get caught with them, I'll go to jail.
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