[at Ninja Dave's Cookies] Out of the way! I need a chewey chipster stat! Hey, where is everybody? [finds Wally sitting down]
At Gigundo-Mart, they sell a cookie the size of a manhole cover for 50 cents.
What?!!
Yeah, Ninja Dave is in back crying. He gonna have to close too.
GIGUNDO-MAR- Oh wait! I already did that. It was one thing when they took away my explosives. But if they want my cookies, they'll have to pry them from my cold dead fingers. I can't believe you don't have any explosives left.
Well.
Well what?! You holding out on me?
There is my private reserve. But I was saving it for the in-laws.
Fine. I guess you're prepared to live in a world without chocolate chip ninja-doodles. [walks away]
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