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S2 E16

Dan Vs. · Season 2, Episode 16

Dan and Wally in “Gigundo-Mart”

Dan

[at Ninja Dave's Cookies] Out of the way! I need a chewey chipster stat! Hey, where is everybody? [finds Wally sitting down]

Wally

At Gigundo-Mart, they sell a cookie the size of a manhole cover for 50 cents.

Dan

What?!!

Wally

Yeah, Ninja Dave is in back crying. He gonna have to close too.

Dan

GIGUNDO-MAR- Oh wait! I already did that. It was one thing when they took away my explosives. But if they want my cookies, they'll have to pry them from my cold dead fingers. I can't believe you don't have any explosives left.

Wally

Well.

Dan

Well what?! You holding out on me?

Wally

There is my private reserve. But I was saving it for the in-laws.

Dan

Fine. I guess you're prepared to live in a world without chocolate chip ninja-doodles. [walks away]

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