Chris, Dan and others in “The Dinosaur”

[finds Dan outside] Dan! Are you alright?

Absolutely not. I have been wronged Chris. Horribly, horribly, wrong!

Yeah, sorry about that. Ben's just-

By a dinosaur.

Learning to- What?

I saw it with my own eyes. And I trust my eyes, Chris. A mid-sized tyrannosaurid theropod, probably female. She ruined my car and she's going to pay. I haven't figured out how exactly because I doubt a T-Rex carries a wallet. Not with those- stupid little arms.

You don't seriously expect me to believe you saw a dinosaur, do you?

Since when do I care what to believe? I just need a ride.

I'm in the middle of giving Ben a driving lesson.

Which is clearly a huge success. Besides, you hate Ben. You always talk about how annoying he is behind his back.

I do not. I don't.

Whatever, fatso.

I am giving Ben a lesson because I love my brother-in law and because Elise has a work thing.

This is perfect! Ben needs to drive around town, I need to get around town. Question is: are you willing to drive fast, break the law as necessary and avoid dinosaur attacks?

I mean, I've avoided them up to now.

Dan, Ben can't have any distractions while he's driving. That includes chasing your hallucinations.

Get in, Ben. There's no room in this car for doubting Thomases.

I don't know what you think you saw, but it's scientifically impossible for dinosaurs to exist.