Dan, Chris and others in “Dancing”

Chris! Get over here-

[answering machine] I'm not in right now, so leave a message.

Where are you?! We were supposed to be watching a marathon of Pay Cable Prison Drama! Mr. Mumbles and I can't wait anymore, especially since my TV has been hijacked by this dancing nonsense! 'Do you know what a cellie would do if you punked him like this? A shanking, sir! Now you dance your way over- [machine beeps] You're beeping me? Nobody beeps me! You stay here, Mr. Mumbles. I'm going to go hit Chris where he lives, HIS HOUSE. [sees Crunch dancing outside of the apartment] What are you doing here, you moron?

One man flash mob, bra.

[walks up to him] A mob implies a group. You are but along dumdum. [Crunch goes up on Dan's car] Hey! Get off my car! You'd better run!

[runs off] Alright!

What is going on with all this dancing malarky? [drives to Chris and Elise's house and sees them dancing from their window] Chris too? [opens the door] What are you doing?

Dancing! [Dan breaks the vase] Dan!

We're practicing for Swing til the Spring, an endurance spring dance contest. You are not invited. Get out of our house.

Hey!

DANCING!