Chris and Dan in “The Family Camping Trip”

[opens the window and finds Dan outside] Perfect timing.

If we leave now, we can still catch Stabbo the Clown. Now climb out of the window, and let's go.

I am not going with you! I am going to Lake Sequester!

To be hunted by a chain saw-wielding maniac.

They caught him years ago.

Or so they think.

You're just trying to give me nightmares.

Look, this whole insane quest of yours is pointless. Your in-laws will never respect you.

I have to try.

I just hate to see you expending such an enormous amount of effort in what is ultimately a futile pursuit. It's not healthy.

Have a good weekend, Dan.