Chris and Elise in “Elise's Parents”

You know, maybe working in a cupcake shop won't be so bad.

Yes, it will be.

It'll give me a chance to get to know Don, see what he's like once you get past that gruff exterior.

There's a gruff interior that's exactly the same.

Oh well, at least I'll be surrounded by-

You won't be allowed to eat any of the cupcakes.

Wait, I'll be surrounded by food all day and not allowed to eat it?

That's the food industry for you.

That sounds like one of the circles of Dante's Inferno.

Only less fun.