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S1 E13

Dan Vs. · Season 1, Episode 13

Chris, Dan and others in “Technology”

Chris

So can we go home now?

Dan

Have we derailed Barry Ditmer's plans yet? Have we stopped the momentum of technological progress?

Chris

You have to let this go, Dan. Don't you see the parallels between yourself and Hiram?

Dan

What are you talking about?

Chris

Oh, well, you hate technology. He hates technology. He's incredibly angry. You're incredibly angry.

Dan

Who's angry? How dare you! I'll strangle you!

Chris

See?

Dan

I'll admit there does seem to be a tenuous connection.

Chris

If you don't change your ways, you'll end up just like him.

Dan

Oh, I think that's a stretch.

Chris

You know what? We are going to talk about this. [stops the car]

Dan

We should probably get further away from the ax murderer before we stop the car.

Chris

We've gone 30 miles. There's no way he could cover that kind of distance on foot. [he and Dan scream as they see an ax on the car]

Hiram

To the ends of the Earth!

Chris

Well, I've been wrong before.

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