So can we go home now?
Have we derailed Barry Ditmer's plans yet? Have we stopped the momentum of technological progress?
You have to let this go, Dan. Don't you see the parallels between yourself and Hiram?
What are you talking about?
Oh, well, you hate technology. He hates technology. He's incredibly angry. You're incredibly angry.
Who's angry? How dare you! I'll strangle you!
See?
I'll admit there does seem to be a tenuous connection.
If you don't change your ways, you'll end up just like him.
Oh, I think that's a stretch.
You know what? We are going to talk about this. [stops the car]
We should probably get further away from the ax murderer before we stop the car.
We've gone 30 miles. There's no way he could cover that kind of distance on foot. [he and Dan scream as they see an ax on the car]
To the ends of the Earth!
Well, I've been wrong before.
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