Home, sweet home.
Lovely place you have here.
Now, if you boys are thirsty, that kettle's where I sterilize my drinking water.
Actually, I am a bit parched.
It's also where I take my baths.
What time is it, by the way?
Well, let's see. According to the stars, it's nigh on 8:53.
Where's your television? My stories are about to come on.
Television? Oh, not in my house. Tell you what, why don't you entertain yourself with my zoetrope?
[while looking at Hiram's zoetrope] So does this guy ever blow up or something? I mean there's not even a story arc.
I got one of a plus-sized woman in a bubble bath. But it's... ahh, it's for my eyes only, if you get me.
[flatly] We get you.
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