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S1 E13

Dan Vs. · Season 1, Episode 13

Hiram, Dan and others in “Technology”

Hiram

Home, sweet home.

Dan

Lovely place you have here.

Hiram

Now, if you boys are thirsty, that kettle's where I sterilize my drinking water.

Chris

Actually, I am a bit parched.

Hiram

It's also where I take my baths.

Dan

What time is it, by the way?

Hiram

Well, let's see. According to the stars, it's nigh on 8:53.

Dan

Where's your television? My stories are about to come on.

Hiram

Television? Oh, not in my house. Tell you what, why don't you entertain yourself with my zoetrope?

Dan

[while looking at Hiram's zoetrope] So does this guy ever blow up or something? I mean there's not even a story arc.

Hiram

I got one of a plus-sized woman in a bubble bath. But it's... ahh, it's for my eyes only, if you get me.

Chris

[flatly] We get you.

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