So you have a husband?
Not anymore.
Let's go on a date.
Snap out of it, Chris!
Where?
[cuts to Dan who is wearing Elise's hair]
I said, snap out of it, Chris! [slaps Chris as the boat sinks] The boat is sinking! Again! This is why I don't buy anything built by Americans. We have zero standards for safety.
I can't die now. I have to stop Elise from dating that lifeguard.
I don't think I have a choice. But hey, on the bright side, I hear drowning's a very peaceful way to go. Apparently there's a soundtrack. [sees a friendship boat appearing]
Ha! A boat! Over here! Help! [a pirate sticks out two fingers] We're saved!
[pops his head up] Missionaires! I knew it!
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