[after Ted Danson and Larry decide to switch their sandwiches]
Just if anyone asks me, what's in my new sandwich?
Oh, ok, it's um, you got white fish. You know, white fish?
White fish?
White fish and sable. Uhm..
What is sable?
It's a fish.
It's a fish like a white fish. Smoked fish.
You have two fishes in the sandwich?
But they blend very well together. They're like Siamese twins, white fish and sable.
What else is in it? No condiments?
Cream cheese.
There's some cream cheese..it's..
Capers.
[Larry gives Jeff a look]
There may be some capers but I'm not sure. You can always brush them off, it's not a big deal.
Onions.
[Larry gives Jeff another look]
That sounds awful.
What are you talking about?
My sandwich is turkey, cole slaw, russian dressing. It's a classic. People come in and they order a "Ted Danson".
Yeah but you're not there. You don't go in there.
Yeah but people are used to my sandwich. All of a sudden they show up there and they're eating the "Ted Danson" sandwich, you know, all of a sudden has herring and lox..
Capers..and onions.
Hey, shut the fuck up!
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