Excuse me.
Yeah?
Do you work here?
No.
How come you told me to, to get rid of the water, then?
I saw you coming in with water, there's no water, it's the rules.
I don't understand how it's your concern, you don't work here.
It's the rules!
Rules?
The sign says no food or drink in the theater, I'm sure we would all like to have water.
Oh yeah, we're all dying of thirst. What are you, the hallway monitor here?
Who are you that the rules don't apply?
I'm applying the golden rule, are you?
I don't think the golden rule applies here.
If you had water, would you want me to tell you not to bring it in? I don't think so!
How about common courtesy, bud?
Oh?
A little common courtesy.
That doesn't supersede the golden rule! That's the big one.
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