Hey, Jabroni, open the window.
I'm awfully sorry.
I didn't ask your opinion. I've got three kids in there scared to death because some bald-headed turd is shooting at them.
No, sir, we were playing Cowboys and Indians.
Have you heard of Columbine? It's idiots like you that cause this whole society to be going crazy with violence.
No, I'm not a violent...
Shut up! You know what you're looking at? You are looking at 245 pounds of steel and drop-your-bony-butt-to-the-curb appeal. I will body-slam you so hard that you will poop your bald pants. You hear me?
Yes, sir.
Don't you ever, ever, EVER point another finger at my kids again because if you do, I will break it off, and shove it up your sphincter. You hear me?
Yes, sir.
Remember earlier today you said that you owed me one?
Yeah, I owe you big.
I need to take you up on it.
Wow, okay, what?
Like, now, like, quickly.
Right now.
Yeah.
What?
I actually have a rather bizarre request.
What?
I want you to go outside, there's a station wagon out there.
What?
I want you to let the air out of somebody's tires. It says "14 THOR" on the license plate. It's a red station wagon, it's in front, you can't miss it.
"14 THOR," but why?
You said you owed me one.
All right, yeah, sure.
But you have to do it now, hurry up.
All right, you'll be here, right?
I'll be here, yeah. Thank you.
Hey, guys.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, how you doing?
Good, you?
Good, hey, listen, your dad's that wrestler, isn't he?
Yep.
Thor.
Larry Thor, yeah, yeah.
Big tall guy.
Well, listen, I got a little piece of information for you that might interest you. Wrestling's fixed.
What do you mean?
All the matches are set up beforehand. The winners are all pre-determined. It's completely illegitimate.
You mean it's fake?
Exactly: Fake. That's exactly the word I'm looking for. Dad's kind of a big fake. You know what he is? He's more of an actor than a wrestler.
Dad's an actor?
That's right. The whole thing's a big phony boloney. Everybody knows that. Nobody thinks it's real. Hey, you tell him the bald turd said hello, okay?
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