“Admissions” quotes from CSI: NY

Lindsay

(walks into Mac's office, holding a clear evidence bag with clothing) I think I'm gonna be sick.

Mac

Is that Natalie's dress?

Lindsay

Yep. She kept it in a plastic bag in the back of her closet. We collected semen samples. There were two donors, just like she said.

Mac

Call the DA, get a warrant for Jessie Carver's DNA.

Lindsay

We don't need to. He's already in the system. One of the donors is a guy named Frank Moore aka Wallace Carver.

Mac

He's not Jessie's father.

Lindsay

(goes over to the computer and searches the database) He's a convicted sex offender. He was released four years ago, never registered. He fell off the map.

Mac

And the other donor is Jessie Carver.

Lindsay

Except, he's not Jessie Carver.

Mac

Hank Bedford. 1999: sexual assault, 2001: sexual assault...

Lindsay

Check out the date of birth.

Mac

March 18, 1976.

Lindsay

He's 32 years old, Mac.

Mac

He was posing as a 17-year-old student to prey on high school girls.

Sid

(about the hydrofluoric acid that killed the teacher) Do you have any idea how often I've wondered what would happen if you swallowed this stuff. And there it is sitting on the shelf, perhaps the most corrosive acid known to man. You just get that urge to take a swig, you know what I'm talking about?

Mac

Absolutely. Like when ever I pick up a scalpel, I wonder if I could perform a live autopsy on myself.

Sid

You do that too, 'cuz I thought I was... (turns to realize Mac is joking) Don't play with me like that.

Hawkes

(formulating on the board) Silicon Dioxide plus four molecules of hydrofluoric acid produces...

Danny

Oh me, me, me, pick me! (takes a marker and writes on the board).

Hawkes

That's cold, man.

Danny

(has written N(e)R(d)! on the board)

Hawkes

(assessing the chemicals from the trashed office) Phosphoric acid, sulfuric acid, hydrochloric acid. He couldn't have kept the keys in the English room?

Danny

Which one of those you think melted this guy's face off?

Hawkes

Hydrofluoric acid. Highly lethal. Trace amounts of this on the skin can dissolve and eat it away without you even knowing it.

Mac

(about all the calls he's been getting) Every five minutes it's someone else. Half the brass wants me working the cabdriver serial.

But you caught a murder at an elite prep school whose alumni contribute half the mayor's campaign funds.

Mac

Not to mention Deputy Inspector Gerrard's daughter is a student there. Until we catch this cabdriver, my phone's not gonna stop ringing.

Detective Stella Bonasera

[at the same time as Mac] Who discovered the body?

Detective Mac Taylor

[at the same time as Stella] Who discovered the body?

You two've been working together way too long. A student came in looking for her keys and "boom".

Detective Mac Taylor

Boom? You and Danny have been working together way too long.

Dr. Sheldon Hawkes

[upon see in the indoor plants] Are you serious? This is peyote!

Detective Danny Messer

Marijuana seeds, shrooms.

Dr. Sheldon Hawkes

Looks like someone was growing their own magic garden.

Detective Danny Messer

Right under the faculty's nose, man.

Dr. Sheldon Hawkes

Sometimes too much education may be a dangerous thing.

Detective Lindsay Monroe

[in Mr. Greg's office] Nice office for a guidance counselor. What exactly are we looking for?

Detective Mac Taylor

Reasons for Mr. Greg's to start drinking.

Detective Lindsay Monroe

[reading the degrees on the wall] Harvard, Princeton, Yale, Dartmouth. This place is a machine for churning out Ivy-League students.

He was an inspiration, the kinda man i'd like to be in 20 years, only earning 50 times more. You know its sad when such a young life is taken before...[cut off by Flack].

Stop. Just stop.

Smart enough to maintain a 3.45 GPA in the city's best prep school. Hell, if I'd given a crap when I was actually in high school, I could have gone on to become the successful lawyer type.

Instead you went on to become the successful scumbag rapist type.

Tomato, tomato.