Lindsay Monroe quotes from CSI: NY

Lindsay

I feel sorry for you. I do.

Why did you come here? What is it that you want, huh? Absolution? You want this off your conscience? You came to the wrong place, little girl.

Mac

Not your first time with a chain saw?

Lindsay

I'm from Montana, Mac... if I hadn't left, I'd probably be a lumberjack right now.

Lindsay

Foot tread would indicate our vic was kicked in the chest.

Mac

Probably the force that sent him back onto the spike.

Lindsay

Yeah, it's just hard to tell if it was intentional or accidental. The blunt force trauma? Nothing accidental about that.

Danny

(Faking an English accent) I'd like a martini, shaken, not stirred.

Lindsay

Yeah, and preferably one with ethanol.

Danny

Not that I don't like an excuse to come see you, babe, but what's up?

Danny

So this is a modern-day bootlegging operation going on.

Lindsay

Yeah, only during Prohibition people were so desperate they were drinking pure ethyl alcohol. That's like swigging aftershave.

Danny

Mac's got me poring over Manny Hinde's case files. Which I actually like to call 50 Shades of Sleazebag.

Lindsay

It's better than running ballistics on a bullet with no ballistics.

Danny

How are you supposed to do that?

Lindsay

Exactly.

Lindsay

So what would you do in that position?

Hawkes

If somebody gave me a million bucks? I'd probably use it to help underprivileged youth.

Lindsay

Aww.

Hawkes

Or buy a Tesla.

Danny

B and E, burglary. Just finished a three-year stint for assault with a deadly weapon.

Lindsay

Well, looks like a deadly weapon just assaulted him back. I checked with the E.R. doctor. He has first degree burns on his fingers, multiple lacerations on his face.

Danny

Well, shouldn't be hard to spot once we find him.

Jason Riley

Do you have any idea who did this?

Jo

Not yet, but we have a whole team of detectives working on it.

Lindsay

No one's going home till we do.

Jason Riley

So, what? You're... (Clears throat) ...here to process his body if...

Jo

No. No, we're here to collect evidence in his clothing once he pulls through surgery.

Jason Riley

He said: 'I love you and I'm proud of you'. That's pretty good, right? If it's the last thing your father ever says to you?

Jo

Don't think like that.

Lindsay

From what I know about your dad, he's a fighter.

Lindsay

Jason... is there any way I can talk you out of this?

Jason Riley

No. My father was invincible in my eyes. I need to know how it went down and how he died.

Lindsay

(Handing him his father's badge) I wanted to give you something. I made a few phone calls. It's yours. Course, you don't get to wear it till you graduate from the academy, but... every time you pin it on your uniform, you can think of your dad and what he represented. I'd say make him proud, but... he already was.

Jason Riley

Thank you for everything.

Lindsay

Mac, I give up. I surrender. I have nowhere else to turn.

Mac

What did Danny do now?

Lindsay

No, this time it's work.

Lindsay

Danny, I'm pregnant.

Danny

What? Are you being serious with me right now?

Lindsay

Yes. I've thrown up twice today. I've taken four pregnancy tests, and they were all positive.

Danny

Really? Really?

Lindsay

Lucy's gonna be a big sister.

Danny

We're having a baby!