Lindsay Monroe quotes from CSI: NY

Mac

Eckhart was supposed to meet his wife at Lincoln Center after work.

Stella

But when he was running late, he told her to go to the surveyor's office instead.

Mac

Figured if they were going to miss the show, they might as well be together.

Danny

So, he blamed himself as much as everyone else.

Lindsay

Maybe more.

Hawkes

Each man is the architect of his own fate.

Stella

And sometimes the fate of others.

Lindsay

(enters the locker room to see Danny with a back support under his shirts) What is that?

Danny

Nothing. Just precautionary. My back's been acting up. Probably just pulled something.

Lindsay

When?

Danny

A few weeks ago, when Flack and I were chasing Hollis Eckhart.

Lindsay

You know, Danny? Maybe you came back to work too soon.

Danny

And what are our other options, Linds? I take any more sick days, they'll force a medical leave on me.

Lindsay

Well, look on the bright side. You'd get to spend more time with Lucy. You are her favourite.

Danny

(swallows a pill) It'll be fine (leans forward and kisses the corner of her mouth) Don't worry about it.

Lindsay

(answering her phone) Lindsay Messer.

Danny

Hey babe, it's me.

Lindsay

Are you still at the acupuncture studio?

Danny

Yeah, no, I'm still here and, erm, I think somebody just lifted my wallet.

Lindsay

Are you sure you had it with you?

Danny

(getting anxious) No, no, I'm sure it was in here. They got everything... I mean, M-my-my-my wallet, my-my cards, my money, even my grandfather's dog tags. My badge.

Lindsay

Can you talk to the owner? Maybe he saw something.

Danny

They got my badge, Lindsay, what am I going to do?

Lindsay

All right, look, we'll find it, Danny, okay? Don't beat yourself up. Just come back here, we'll figure something out.

Lindsay

Somebody did a bad thing to a good fencooler.

Adam

You a racing fan?

Lindsay

Anything that rips it up 200 miles an hour, you gotta respect.

Danny

Haha...that's my girl. You grow up in Montana and you love race cars.

Maybe stop cars, but open wheel...that's a whole different thing.

Adam

I know what you mean. Paddle-shift versus stick, front rear wings and you have the whole LCD steering wheel that you basically need an engineering degree to operate.

Lindsay

You race?

Adam

Playstation.

Adam

Those games are very realistic.

Danny

All right, Speed Racer, calm down.

Lindsay

So is this thing a beauty or what?

Adam

Every single piece is accounted for following the specs and the burn pattern.

Mac

Great work.

Danny

We checked the area behind the cockpit right here, Mac and this is where we discovered our mystery generator was located.

Lindsay

We checked with the racing coalition, and it's called a V.I.C engine.

Mac

Velocity Injection Chamber. I've read about it. It's a nasty piece of work, but it's still experimental, not every team is using it.

Lindsay

That's why it wasn't in the specs. It isn't part of the formula yet.

Danny

Might be the future if hybrid engines though. It recycles wasted energy. (He explains how it works) Instant turbo-boost right at your fingertips. Press the button and...

Adam

Boom!

Adam

(mumbles) Sorry, that was...that was your moment...I thought you were gonna...boom...nothing.

Mac

We're gonna need blueprints of that prison. Everything you can get your hands on. Electrical systems, service corridors, every single access point.

Stella

You really think we can do this?

Lindsay

What? What are you thinking?

Mac

We're gonna have to break Hawkes out of prison

Hawkes

It's definitely been discharged. Won't know exactly when until I get it back to the lab.

Lindsay

Where did you find it?

Hawkes

Trash can. Over there, right on top.

Lindsay

Meaning whoever dumped it was in a hurry.

Danny

Or they were just plain stupid.

Lindsay

Bartender have any idea who did this?

Nope. He didn't even know there was an altercation, another customer found the vic when he came in to take a leak.

Lindsay

Did you just use 'take a leak' and 'altercation' in the same sentence?

Danny

(Reading from the newspaper) It all started when Casey's brother hung himself in prison, after being convicted of allegedly robbing a bar and killing the bartender... (drops the newspaper) Allegedly, no, no, he killed a guy.

Lindsay

You want to know what tomorrow's headline is going to be? Woman allegedly kills her husband for not helping with the laundry. Come on we were supposed to leave an hour ago.

Danny

(Talking to Lucy) You see how your mommy talks to me? I'm pretty sure the beach isn't going anywhere, is it?

Danny

(Talking to LIndsay) You think you can get away with that?

Lindsay

Killing you? Absolutely.

Danny

You're that confident with your crime scene clean up skills?

Lindsay

Oh, who said I would clean up anything?

Danny

Oh, of course, you wouldn't leave anything behind right?

Lindsay

No, I would leave everything behind. Including me.

Danny

Oh, so you're going with self defense.

Danny

(Talking to Lucy) She's going with self defense.

Lindsay

You were in here folding laundry, I came in with Lucy to tell you that I was leaving you.

Danny

(Talking to Lucy)(Sarcastically) Leaving me.

Lindsay

The love was gone. We stopped having sex when your impotence problem and your temper became too much for me to handle. So, I said good bye, I turned, and you grabbed me from behind.. It was awful. I mean he had gotten angry before, but never like that Officer. The rage in his eyes...he started choking me, and I was gasping for air. I grabbed the vase and... hit him over the head with it. (Covers her mouth with her hand)

Lindsay

I would be out of the Precinct by Noon.

Danny

I'm genuinly frightened. I don't want to go on this vacation

Lindsay

Pack

Danny

[Reading from the newspaper] Apparently, the killing spree started when his brother, Ian Casey, hung himself in his jail cell, after being convicted of murder in 2006. Ian Casey allegedly robbed a bar, killing the bartender... [drops the newspaper] Allegedly? No, no, he killed a guy.

Lindsay

You want to know what tomorrow's headline is going to be? Woman allegedly kills her husband for not helping with the laundry. Come on we were supposed to leave an hour ago!

Danny

[To Lucy] You see how your mommy talks to me? I'm pretty sure the beach isn't going anywhere, is it? [To Lindsay] You think you can get away with that?

Lindsay

Killing you?

Danny

Yeah.

Lindsay

Absolutely.

Danny

You're that confident with your crime scene clean up skills?

Lindsay

Oh, who said I would clean up anything?

Danny

(sarcastically) Oh, of course, you wouldn't leave anything behind right?

Lindsay

No, I would leave everything behind. Including me. I wouldn't flee.

Danny

Self defence?! [to Lucy] So she's going with self defense.

Lindsay

You were in here folding laundry. I came in with Lucy to tell you I was leaving you.

Danny

[Sarcastically to Lucy] Leaving me.

Lindsay

The love was gone. We'd stopped having sex when your impotence problem and your temper became too much for me to handle. So, I said good bye, and I turned, and you grabbed me from behind. It was awful. [mock welling up] I mean he had gotten angry before, but never like that officer. The rage in his eyes... he started choking me, and I was gasping for air. And I grabbed the vase and I hit him over the head with it. [normally] I'd be out of the precinct by noon.

Danny

I'm genuinely frightened. I don't want to go on this vacation

Lindsay

[starts to laugh and throws a pile of clothes at him] Pack!

Lindsay

[grabbing her camera] OK! Hold on a second, let me take a picture!

Danny

[shocked] In the car? We're 100 yards from the ocean!

Lindsay

I told my mom I'd take a lot of pictures. Besides, relax. We're not on a shift. We're on vacation.

Danny

What?

Lindsay

I can just see you when you're 60. "Come on, we're only a hundred yards from the ocean."

Danny Messer

(joining Lindsay on the roof) Thought I'd find you up here. Is this your new spot?

Lindsay Monroe

Did I have an old one?

Danny Messer

(hugging her) Yes, you did... right here.

Lindsay Monroe

He came in and out like he owned the place. There's no obvious signs of B & E.

Danny Messer

This is an old building. Lucy can pick that lock.

Lindsay Monroe

We did find Sass Dumonde's dead body.

Danny Messer

According to the university, she was in your class last semester.

Lindsay Monroe

We found her strangled to death with your fancy headphones.

Danny Messer

(whistles) That's pretty harsh. I mean, I failed Calculus, but my teacher didn't kill me.

Lindsay Monroe

A few of these and a laptop, and she's able to write, record her own music, post it online for millions of people to hear, and then text and video-chat with God knows how many more.

Danny Messer

Well, that's great, but how long before more is too much?

Lindsay Monroe

(laughs) I don't know, but... you know, we already opened the 21st century, Danny. I think it's too late to send it back.

Danny Messer

Yeah, well, you're probably right about that, but just to be clear, though, Lucy is never going near a computer, okay? Just, ever.

Lindsay Monroe

Okay. But she does have, uh, a laptop lab at her preschool, and she can use my iPhone better than I can.

Danny Messer

Damn it.