Don Flack quotes from CSI: NY

(To Kevin Hopkins) A coward doesn't run after an armed man who's trying to kill him. A coward runs away.

Mac

Detective Flack…

Called you the second I got word. Caucasian female, late 20s, no I.D. Some guy jogging his dog found her and called 911. Ran his name… He's harmless. I think he's all about the dog, you know.

Mac

Where is she? [sees the body] Body's in a characteristic position… supine. Legs are crossed over, arms flailed out to her sides. Dump job.

Rape, dump?

Mac

She wasn't killed here. There's no scuff marks on the knees. Nails are intact. It appears putrefaction has set in. She's starting to bloat up a bit. Which could explain the inconsistency of her belt. See the wear? It's two notches off. If the killer re-dressed her, he did it at considerable amount of time after death.

Why would he dress her back up?

Mac

I don't know. What I do know is… he took the time. Someone out there is missing a wife.

Hey! I didn't do nothing man.

Yeah? You got steak sauce all over my shoes.

...But somebody killed my twin, Dawg.

[pointing to himself] Detective.

Mac

The place was closed?

11 on the dot.

Danny

Sounds like an inside job.

Mac

Then that's where we'll start.

Wow, cops round here just get prettier every day.

Watch it.

Oh, hey, don't get upset. I just got out of prison. You both look good to me. [Willet smirks]

[to Willey Chancey] Your last call was 18 minutes long. What? Was she giving you phone sex?

Yeah. You want the number?

I'm telling you, Mac, she killed Rachel Camden.

Mac

What's your rush to put this woman away?

You saw her. What's your rush not to?

Mac

In all my years of doing this, there's one thing I've learned. Sometimes the slam dunks are the most deceiving.

Aiden Burn

Benzosothyazolonal.

Whoa. Benzosothyazolonal?

Aiden Burn

You know what that is?

[pause] No.

Aiden Burn

Anybody see anything?

When does anybody ever see anything?

Both the super and the downstairs neighbor say they haven't seen her in over a week.

Danny

Yeah, well that don't mean anything. I've lived in my apartment over three years now. My neighbors don't recognize me.

Better hope you don't go missing, pal.

I am not a criminal.

Yes, you are. We're just trying to figure out what kind.

Aiden

Did you find anything else?

I haven't gone in yet.

Aiden

What?? Flack, you little scaredy cat, you don't believe these stories about this place being haunted?

I was doing my job, Aiden: getting statements from witnesses.

Aiden

Stel, you smell that?

Stella

Yeah. Chicken. Well, I did hear the one about the monk who went crazy and killed the others is true.

The 1-2-2 gets calls about strange noises coming from this place all the time.

Aiden

Will you stop? That's just an old urban legend.

Stella

Aiden, I think you'd better hold Flack's hand.

Yeah, okay...cute.

Lot of high school kids hang out here. Initiations, gangs, satanic rituals...

Aiden

A good place to get high...or get laid.

Detective Stella Bonasera

I'm driving.

No! Please let me drive?

Detective Stella Bonasera

No.

Do you at least got a cracker or a piece of candy in the glove box?

Detective Stella Bonasera

Why?

Because, when you drive, we don't eat!