Don Flack quotes from CSI: NY

What, now you gonna play good cop?

(About Mac) Be honest with you, I don't know what to do. He's usually the good cop. He's also the boss. And the last guy in this building you want to piss off.

I want you to write down your statement.

Yeah, hey, but I'm no good with spelling.

Neither am I.

Spelling's pretty bad, right?

It's terrible. There no such word as 'runned'. It's 'ran'.

You getting your rocks off? Messing with my heart. Disrespecting my family.

No more than you've been getting your rocks off disrespecting me, sitting in that chair, lying to my face for the last couple hours!

(Pointing to the window in the interrogation room) Is there people watching us?

(Lying) Well, there was. There was a whole crowd of people. It was standing room only. But there's nothing to watch anymore. It's a ghost town in there now. Everyone's out in front of the precinct right now at a press conference announcing your arrest. The case is cleared. They got their man. Yeah, they'll say something brave about going after the other two guys, but at the end of the day, the cop didn't die. They are happy putting all of this on you.

Mac

You're here. We're here. You want to make a deal, now's the time to do it. When they come through that door, all bets are off.

Don't do it for us. Do it for her. What's it gonna be, Anthony?

I got nothing to tell you.

Mac

You're making a very bad decision. And I'm gonna do my best to make sure that you regret it for the rest of your life.

I snitch, I'm dead. My girl is dead, my daughter is dead. Do you understand that?

We can protect your family.

No, you can't.

Mookie's no snitch.

You don't think so? 'Cause they didn't bring the D.A. and the camera in to make a YouTube video.

What, you think I'm stupid? I know what you're doing. Yeah, you're trying to fool me.

You give me too much credit, Anthony.

We've been homeboys since we were 12, man. I can't believe that bitch turned on me like that.

Anthony, when you're in here, it's every man for himself.

Hey, Sid, how come they only ever call you out to the really strange ones?

Sid

They... didn't call me. Uh, this is one I was not going to miss.

Jamie Lovato

It's so amazing what a guy would do to impress a girl.

Well, some of you are harder to impress than others.

Jamie Lovato

You don't have to impress us. You just have to be honest with us.

Oh, be honest? That's it?

Jamie Lovato

Simple as that.

That a new jacket?

Jamie Lovato

Actually, it is. Well?

It's fine.

Jamie Lovato

Just fine?

Hey, I'm just being honest.

Jackpot.

Danny

Jack cheese, maybe.

What?

Danny

Think we just made the largest cheese bust in NYPD history, buddy.

The only thing I'm guilty of is listening to a moron.

Well, you ran like you were guilty of a lot more than that.