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Don Flack quotes from CSI: NY

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2nd most-quoted character in CSI: NY: in 475 of its 2,123 quotes
Most scenes with: Mac Taylor (109), Danny Messer (54), Stella Bonasera (48)

Scenes with Don Flack 384

(At the crime scene of Ron Ferguson)

FFlack

Apparently, he and his partner, a guy named Phillip Roth, made a killing during the housing bubble.

Looks like the killing didn't stop there.

FFlack

(To Lindsay) I believe... your exact words were: 'one more stop, then we get a bite to eat.'

Yes, and this office is the last stop.

FFlack

No! no, no, no! You said it on the walk up to the last place. That's one more. This is two.

You are like Danny. You do not listen to what I actually say.

FFlack

Oh, I listen. I think the problem is you're not saying what you think you're saying. He says that too, doesn't he?

Yeah. Word for word.

FFlack

(Cuckles) Men and women.

FFlack

I gotta know, you're a career criminal, you know how this works so what on Earth possessed you to bring your kidnapping victim back to your mother's house?

JWJake Williams

You saw my mother, she's scarier than we are.

FFlack

You and your brother are about as smart as bait. Makes your ransom drop plan a little inconsistent.

JWJake Williams

Why do you say that?

FFlack

Because it wasn't a stupid plan. You almost had us. So where'd you get the idea? Did you see it on TV or in a movie?

[while walking down the 187th Street steps] I knew I shouldn't have done the StairMaster this morning.

It's a long way down.

FFlack

It's even longer coming up, trust me. 130 steps. Finally counted after the third trip.

SPScott Perfito

I should be in a hospital resting.

They already gave you a clean bill of health and released you into our custody, Mr. Perfito.

SPScott Perfito

Well, my arm still hurts and my head hurts, too.

FFlack

How about your pride?

Ok, I hope y'all are taking notes. First of all I could not stop thinking about these two pieces of violet flavored gum, because I couldn't wrap my head about how the wound up in Jimmy Fillbrook's mouth, and on Greg Barbera's satchel. So I went back to the schedule from the courier service that Greg worked for, and it turns out that his first pick up of the day was across from a little dinner in Chelsea, right around the corner from the Cragston Hotel.

Who did he pick up from?

Jimmy Fillbrook. And guess what the dinner has in a little dish next to the cash register.

Violet gum.

Bingo. But there was something else that kept bugging me. Because Greg Barbera was a bike messenger, right? So why did he run from Scott Perfitto? Where on earth was his bike? So I went back and looked at the NYPD footage one more time. Look what I spotted at about 100 yards ahead of both of them.

Guy on a bike.

Yes, but not just any bike. It matches the exact description supplied to us by the courier service that Greg worked for. And look whats hanging from the handle bars.

FFlack

A chain saw. Could've been used to cut down the fallen tree outside of Scott Perfitto's apartment, right?

Greg probably locked up his bike.

Greg's bike was stolen so he had to run from Perfitto on foot.

Which caused him to fall down the steps.

and due to Greg's untimely death he wasn't able to deliver this.

Doug Kramer. That's the name of the building and safety official who was supposed to accept the bribe from Jimmy Fillbrook.

For fifteen grand.

FFlack

But since he didn't get it, he ruled to condemn the Cragston Hotel at the B&S meeting.

Yes, which we all know drove our supper, Toby Delafont, to our murderous rage.

He attacked Fillbrook in the park, leaving him for dead.

Right. And then Fillbrook wondered further into the woods, right into the path of Nicholas Bristow's arrow.

FFlack

That's the craziest thing I've ever heard but it actually makes sense.

One crime leads to another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is known as the Ripple Effect.

FFlack

(exhales) Oh, son of a bitch. (to suspect) You run track or something? You on the Olympic team?

FFlack

(out of breath) This is fun...this is funny to you? You realize you were in an automobile, right? You were not running 60 miles an hour.

Yeah, you want to ride back to the precinct or you walking?

FFlack

(panting) Ride please.

Get in. Come on.

FFlack

(sighs) They're so fast.

Come on, old man.

S8 E18 Near Death
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Hey, get your head in the game, kid. You're better than that.

Are you kidding me? Who just got nailed in the corner over there, all right? Get the puck along the boards!

Just keep your skates up against the post. You learn that in peewee league.

FFlack

Hey, hey, hey, shut up, the two of you. We are not losing this game. We got two minutes left. Danny, I need you strong on the forecheck. Adam, nothing gets past you. Focus, baby. Focus. Let's go, boys.

HPHockey player

Hey, Flack, that last goal was for your mother. This next one's for your sister.

FFlack

My sister died six months ago, jackass.

HPHockey player

No. Bro, I didn't know.

FFlack

She's not dead, you idiot. Mention my family again, I'll punch you in the mouth.

Did you find anything here? Either inside or next to the hole in the floor?

One of my investigators found some kind of melted metal.

About the size of a dime?

FFlack

What was it, Leonard?

Have I not earned your respect enough to not treat me like one of your project thugs?

FFlack

You don't have even one ounce of my respect.

Which is precisely why I'm not gonna tell you what it was. You'll use it against me.

I employed the technique... once, and that's all I'm gonna give you on that.

FFlack

That's it? We brought you out here for that?

Yeah. This was very helpful. Perhaps not to you, but it was to me.

This valve is normally locked in the on position. Someone broke the lock and turned the system off. Then, after the fire started and before FDNY got here, someone turned it back on.

FFlack

What, you think Leonard suddenly grew a conscience?

Maybe he had one all along.

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