“Cross-Jurisdictions” quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Sara

Hey Nick, have you ever been to a swingers party?

Nick

Well, if it's the same thing as a frat party yeah, lots of them. You know, you get enough booze going things can get pretty wild.

Sara

Frat party, huh? Well, I wouldn't know anything about that...How wild?

Nick

Multiple partner wild.

(holding up a shell casing) Normally you can spot a Glock casing from about a block away! (examining it) Rectangular firing pin impressions. This isn't fired from your chief's weapon! (realizes she hasn't introduced herself) Oh! By the way! I'm Calleigh Duquesne! (before Catherine can speak) Don't ask me how to spell it! (sees the look on Catherine's face) Southern!

Catherine

Well I'm southern too! (means the country) Nevada!

Horatio

(laughs at Catherine's comment which earns him a jealous look from Calleigh)

Do you have a theory on how the mother and girl ended up here from Las Vegas?

Catherine

We don't work theories! (notices Warrick checking out Calleigh) Do we, Warrick?

Warrick

(snapping back to reality) No, just the evidence!

(laughs) Well, we're a bit more fanciful down here. Aren't we Horatio?

Horatio

I'd say that's a fair point!

Horatio

(as Calleigh walks up to him) Hey!

(her and Horatio puts their heads together as she whispers) Delko esta en el canal en punto de sacar algo muy insteresante! (Delko's down at the channel. He's found something very interesting)

Horatio

Si carla vestos! (Calleigh nods solemly and walks away)

(nods to where Calleigh was just standing) What did she just say?

Horatio

She just said that you need to learn the language!

Horatio

(sees Sasha sitting in amongst trees) Sasha! (as she looks at him he says quietly as in not to scare her) Sasha? (he walks up to her) My name is Horatio!

(frowning at the weird name) Horatio?

Horatio

(nods) Yeah! That's a weird name isn't it? My mother named me after a famous writer named Horatio Alger!

Is your badge real?

Horatio

Yeah! It's real!