I was confused by my submarine.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
MBMa Bagge
Now, Courage, come to Ma like a good doggy.
[Muriel is sipping tea as Courage uses tweezers to pull out hair from her legs. Eustace arrives home, covered from head to toe in hair, laughing]
Eustace! What happened to you?
[pulls out stacks of money, happily] Money! [starts laughing]
[reading the poem sign] "Whomever steps inside this place, must vanity and greed erase. For if you're vain, well, that's no good. Signed, all of us who wear a hood. P.S.: We warned you."
Gobbledygook.
Sounds like people who love themselves and their money more than anything else aren't welcome here.
Big deal.
[coming across the golden hat] It's beautiful! I'd sure look good wearing that hat. [imagines himself wearing the hat and in a pile of gold and cash; laughs as he reaches his hand for the hat, but Muriel smacks it away] OW!
Can't you read? [points to a sign, reading…] "Do not touch."
Nope. [chuckles and takes the golden hat, ignoring the sign]
[The cave suddenly starts to rumble and crumble]
Now see what you went and done, Eustace?
[After being turned to ashes by the effects of the golden hat] Stupid hat!
[Courage has transformed into a kangaroo monster and faces off against Eustace in Paris, France to save Muriel]
Put Muriel down!
Make me!
[While Muriel folds the last shirt, Courage is relaxing inside a wash basket]
Arms in, shoulders back, bend over backwards. Ah, the power of doing housework. [puts the last shirt on top of the three shirts she had already folded. Eustace, wearing a towel, walks into the room. He grabs his shirt that was underneath the three shirts Muriel had folded and pulls it out, causing the three shirts to fall to the floor; annoyed] Eustace.
Uh, sorry. You had the pile upside down.
[As Muriel picks up the three shirts, Eustace takes off his towel and starts to put on his shirt. Muriel starts to fold a shirt]
Arms in, shoulders back, bend over backwards. Arms in, shoulders back, bend over backwards.
[Eustace starts to button his shirt, but his arms are telekinetically pulled straight down and bended backwards and his back is telekinetically bended backwards. Courage gasps in horror]
Muriel, you folded me clothes too tight. What are you trying to do to me?
I didn't do anything different, just the usual wash and fluff and fold. Must be the new detergent I'm using.
[Eustace grumbles angrily. He uses his feet to push himself up and walks out while muttering to himself. Courage and Muriel watch on]
[While Eustace reads his newspaper, Muriel polishes his shoes]
Beautiful. A good shine can make an old woman look young again.
[lowers his newspaper] Ain't nothing gonna make you young again. [puts down his newspaper] So just give me my shoes.
[gets up and gives Eustace his shoes] Here you are, [Eustace takes his shoes from her] crabby.
[puts on his shoes] Eh, who needs them polished anyway? Just gonna get scuffed. Stupid as showering.[Courage is gnawing on an anchor when Eustace's shoes explode] Muriel! What are you trying to do to me? [grabs his leg] Next time you wanna blow up my shoes, take 'em out back!
But I shined them just like always. Maybe they've changed the shoe polish formula.
[Eustace is standing outside when Muriel comes out with his hat]
There it is for you, Eustace. I steamed it and blocked it, like always. [gives Eustace his hat]
[Courage comes outside sniffing]
Thanks. [takes his hat from Muriel and puts it on his head, but the two chickens that were inside the hat start pecking on Eustace's head. Eustace runs around screaming in pain]
[Courage and Muriel watch on]
Must be something new they're putting in the steam.
[Muriel is sitting with Courage on the rocking chair]
Some therapist she is. If only we had someone here who could really help.
[Courage gets an idea. He runs upstairs]
[Courage is in the attic, typing on the Computer's keyboard]
CComputer
You want to be a licensed therapist? A twit like you? [Courage types on the keyboard repeatedly] Okay. Don't get testy. I happen to be certified to certify. Just answer these questions and you'll have your license.
Mm-hm.
CComputer
One: How do you spell "our time is up; pay me lots of money"? [Courage types on the keyboard repeatedly] There's no "Q" in "Cincinnati", twerp. Next question: If Johnny has three apples and Davey has two apples, why don't they just shut up and eat?
[Courage is unsure on how to answer the question]
CComputer
Congratulations. You are now a fully licensed therapist. [the printer prints out a therapist license, which Courage takes out and looks at. He runs out] Word of advice: just keep nodding and don't say anything. And so, Western civilization crumbles.
SHSpirit of the Harvest Moon
GET OUT.
Well that's not very polite!
SHSpirit of the Harvest Moon
You didn't let me finish.
I'm sorry.
SHSpirit of the Harvest Moon
It's time to hit the road.
Well, that's not much better!
I'm a farmer! Farmer, farmer, farmer! Ain't stubborn! Ain't, ain't, ain't!
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