At least I got arms and legs, you don't even got a neck. Ha ha ha!
SHSpirit of the Harvest Moon
Get out of my face.
Make me.
SHSpirit of the Harvest Moon
Wait until midnight comes around.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
SWSand Whale
You're trying to cheat me like you cheated me before, lckett Bagge. You won that accordion off me in a crooked card game a long time ago and I want it back.
Naw. I ain't lckett, I ain't got no accordion, and I don't wanna be talking to no whale.
ZDr. Zalost
What's the good of having all the money in the world if it doesn't bring any happiness? And if I'm not happy, no one deserves to be happy.
I guess the only thing I can see without my glasses is Eustace's big shiny head.
DLDi Lung
[laughs] I told you I built better dog. Why You No give up?! Dog! You no good, give me up dog! No Good!
DLDi Lung
Get rich quick! It works REAL great, I did it, and so can you! All you have to do to learn the secret of my success is send me money! Thats right, it's as simple as that, get out your checkbook, credit card and wallet and send them to ME! When I came to this country, three weeks ago, I only had a nickel. Now I own three apartment buildings and a fleet of limousines!
[comes out of the house, seeing Courage playing with the Storm Goddess; surprised] Oh, isn't that lovely? Courage, you've made a friend. [Courage shakes his head in denial that the Storm Goddess is not his friend] Please, come in and have a cup of tea.
SGStorm Goddess
I'd love to. [enters the house as Courage moans worriedly] You know, Muriel, the life of a goddess isn't always so heavenly.
No, I suppose being a storm goddess isn't easy.
SGStorm Goddess
Oh, it's just... I've lost my precious dog, Duncan.
Oh, my. I know just how you feel. If I ever lost Courage, I don't know what I'd do.
SGStorm Goddess
Actually, your dog reminds me of Duncan. [takes out a locket and opens it with a photo of Duncan] Isn't the resemblance uncanny?
Oh, yes. They look exactly alike.
SGStorm Goddess
I miss him so much. [sighs sadly]
Idiot TV! Talk normal!
MMayor
[as Eustace passes him while chasing Courage] What's that crazy man chasing that sweet little dog for? Do we want a mayor like that?!
TTownspeople
NO!
MMayor
Arrest and reeducate him!
Lousy stinkin' frogs! I'm getting me mallet!
GGuard
You must not enter le museum now, Madame. It is only five minutes until closing.
Good. I'm tired.
But I've got to see the Mona Lisa. My mother always said Mona and I were like twins. Don't you agree?
GGuard
[groans] You look nothing like the Mona Lisa, and I give you five minutes to go see for yourself. Stupid America.
[seeing the Mona Lisa on the wall] Look! There she is. The most famous painting in the world. All because of her mysterious smile. I want to get a picture of me and the Mona Lisa.
Hey, stupid dog. [grabs Courage by the ears and drags him over to the sculpture of Auguste Rodin's The Thinker] Take a picture of me with this idiot. "The Thinker," huh? I know what he's thinking. "How come there's no TV set?"
I want to see Mona one more time.
[Courage, Muriel, and Eustace get stuck in a cornfield ditch after leaving a county fair and ended up getting attacked by a flock of crows]
Must be stuck in a ditch! [pounds the wheel, grumbling in frustration]
Now, Eustace, getting all unhinged isn't going to help. Like my Aunt Gertrude always said... [screams in terror when she sees something coming towards them]
[A black creature appears in the cornfield, groaning, and banging its fists rapidly on the truck's hood]
Hey, you! [presses the horn, scaring the creature, revealing to be a scarecrow that was carried by a pack of crows after they fly away, and it lands on top of the hood, causing him and Muriel to scream in fear]
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