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Coupling · Season 1, Episode 1

Steve and Jeff in “Flushed”

[Steve and Jeff are playing a video game]

Steve

How well do you know Susan? Are you close?

Jeff

Close? I've got her cycle in my organizer. Wait, are you thinking of asking her out?

Steve

I've already, kind of. Why, is that a problem? What, have you and her, you know?

Jeff

Oh, yeah, well, we gave it a try, you know. But it was a long time ago. Didn't really work out, I think I made her nervous.

Steve

That's understandable.

Jeff

So, you managed to finish with Jane, then?

Steve

Define "finish".

Jeff

Oh, Steve, have you finished with Jane? Are you out of the zone? If you ask Susan out while you are still seeing Jane, that could be a problem later. So, where were you; zone-wise, with Jane, when you asked Susan out?

Steve

Well, you know, pretty much... in there.

Jeff

Yeah, yeah, but where exactly? You know, like, middle, edge-

Steve

During

Jeff

During? During?

Steve

It's not as bad as it sounds! I was in the toilet cubicle with Jane, when I was nipping out to get a condom, I asked out Susan.

Jeff

The zone has a new king. [Raises arms and starts bowing to Steve] But you will rule alone.

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