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Coupling · Season 1, Episode 1

Susan, Steve and others in “Flushed”

[Steve and Jane are passionately making out in a Ladies room washroom stall, Susan comes in and the stall door opens and Steve stumbles onto the ground spilling spare change]

Susan

Um, isn't this the ladies?

Steve

Sorry. Just, um, washing my hands.

Susan

Hmm-mm, and the money's for?

Steve

You get these free in the Ladies?

Susan

Apparently.

Steve

Yeah, um. Well, in terms of humiliating myself in front of a complete stranger, this couldn't get more embarrassing, could it?

Susan

So, how are you these days, Steve?

Steve

Great.

Susan

We met at my office party. Jeff invited you, I think. And you spent the whole evening arguing with some women about Crippen. Yeah, I was rather insulted. I seem to remember trying to chat you up at the time.

Steve

Oh.

Susan

So have you seen that women recently?

Steve

Define "recently".

Susan

Ok, look- I'd better-

Steve

No, no, hang on. Maybe we could, you know, meet up sometime.

Susan

Well, yeah. You know where I work. Jeff's got my number. Nothing to stop you from calling me.

Steve

Great.

Susan

Great. [She walks over to the stall Jane is in]

Steve

Where are you going?

Susan

In there.

Steve

Why? What are you going to do?

Susan

That's not a level of detail most people look for. [Steve runs over and splays his arms across door]

Steve

Sorry, um, still using it. Haven't finished. I was on a break.

Susan

What, you popped out to wash your hands during your-

Steve

Yes. It's been a tricky one. [He goes into the stall and Susan leaves with Steve and Jane resuming their makeout session] Look, look. I don't think this is such a good idea anymore.

Jane

Oh, you're just getting all confused again. I'll tell you what, I'll take my clothes off. [She squats down]

Steve

No, no, no, no! That's not going to work! Whatever you might think, whatever everybody might think, it just happens I'm not completely, shaved! I mean, shallow!

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