Hmmm this mirror's filthy. I must tell Igor the clean it! Look at me! Sunken eyes... and that flabby stomach - yuk! And, as for the face... Boy, I need a break!
Forgive me for pointing that obvious. But you do know that vampires have no reflections.
Of course we don't! Anyone knows that...
Mmmmm! What a beautiful throat you have! It blands so neatly into your neck! I want a neck just the right size for my teeth!
Aaaaaaaaaghh! Help!
Und I woke up wiz ziss terrible headache and...
Heeeeelp!
Somebody, stop that neck! It's getting away!
Come my little one. Come to Papa!
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