Nanny quotes from Count Duckula

Count Duckula

Here, Igor, I don't know how you could just lose a castle.

Igor

Me, sir? I hardly think I'm to blame. You were the one -

Count Duckula

All right, all right, I must have said it wrong. But you must have left off the safety hatch.

Igor

Me, sir? Oh no, sir, I was doing something dastardly with sulphur in the cellar. It was probably Nanny at the -

Count Duckula

Oh, yes, it's very easy to blame poor Nanny.

Igor

Actually, sir it is very easy to blame Nanny.

Count Duckula

Well, let's do that, then.

Nanny!

Nanny

[breaks out from under the deck] Ooh, I'll be glad to get back to our nice kitchen at home. How can you make a cup of tea in a silly little kitchen like that?

Count Duckula

Well, Nanny, if you hadn't lost the castle -

Nanny

Me, lost the castle?

Igor

You see, she admits it.

Igor

I don't know how much more of his total lack of evildoing I can take. For instance, do you know what I found the young master doing yesterday afternoon?

Nanny

No. What?

Igor

[indignantly pointing to the room downstairs] He was using the bone crusher in the torture chamber...

Nanny

Never!

Igor

... to press flowers!

Nanny

Oh, bless 'im.

Nanny

Ooh, can we keep him? It'll be a nice bit of company for Towser.

Duckula

Towser??

Nanny

Our werewolf!

Duckula

Igor... do we HAVE a werewolf?

Igor

Oh, no, sir.

Duckula

Then why would we want to waste time chasing after werewolves to keep a werewolf that we don't HAVE company?!

Von Goosewing

What is this? What is going on around here? You two know each other? You know Igor?

Igor

He should do. I have been his family's employer for the last 800 years. Give or take a decade or two.

Von Goosewing

I mean, he? You? He is? You are Duckula?

Duckula

Oh, what's the use? Yes, I am Count Duckula!

Von Goosewing

You fiend! You monster! You, you, you, owwwwwww!!!!!! (stabs Nanny with his stake)

Nanny

Oh, there you are, you bad boy! (referring to Goosewing) Who's your little friend then, eh?

Von Goosewing

Look, look what have you done to mein stake. You haven't heard the last of this, you monster!

Duckula

No, I'm sure I haven't.

Von Goosewing

I shall return.

Duckula

Yes, yes.

Von Goosewing

Doctor Von Goosewing, greatest vampire hunter in the world, will be back!!!! (Goosewing then falls off the cliff)