Grayson and I are like pools - we're still just sticking our toes in each other. Grossest thing I ever said.
I'm gonna go throw up.
S1 E23Breakdown
S1 E24Finding Out
[after sex] That was amazing.
Makes me almost not mind sleeping here. [Grayson pulls a cord and balloons rain down as the Grayson remix plays]
Happy one millionth customer!!
You think you're funny, don't you? I'm never sleeping here again!
Oh, well then I better get my money's worth! [Puts a wool hat on]
Oh, God.
Huh, dawg? I look pretty cool, right, dawg? Oh, you can frown all you want, but you're not going anywhere. I hid all your clothes.
Oh God. [Kisses him]
[Popping a balloon] Happy one millionth customer!
Why does it always have to be a plan?
These things work better when you have a plan. Vacations, big talks, murders... I don't know why I said murders. It's not like I daydream about getting away with one. THAT would be weird.
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