Bobby, Travis and others in “Wake Up Time”

When your mom and I were married, I cheated on her.

What? No! Wait. What? Let me pick something off the floor, my jaw.

You know?

Everyone knows. The guy at the pizza place would say two medium pepperonis and you deserve better.

I figured it out when you gave me a lollipop not to tell Mom when you were taking a bath with a Native American.