Jules, Ellie and others in “Scare Easy”

What should we do today?

I don't know. We could read magazines, or look at shoes online. Just gossip?

You know, we both only like sex between that small window of three and three forty-five. Should we do that?

Today let's just kiss without it having to lead anywhere.

I love being married to you!

I know, I'm so glad we killed Andy and buried him in the backyard.

Oh, baby! [Starts to kiss her, Andy comes in dirty and carrying a pickaxe, Jules and Ellie scream]

Did you really think you could get away with it? DID YA? [Swings the axe; Ellie wakes up]

[To sleeping Andy] You ruin everything!