Um, this would be a great time to use my C.I.A. official smoke shield! (pulls out smoke shield, throws it on the ground, and little smoke comes out) Uh, lets just pretend there was a lot of smoke.
[Cory, Meena and Newt chase Stickler]
Stickler!
S1 E18I Ain't Got Rhythm
S1 E19The Kung Fu Kats Kid
(whimpers) I don't want to go to jail!
They tried to cover me in meat! That has to be a crime!
S1 E20A Rat By Any Other Name
Candy (to Cory): C-Bear? I'm so glad you're here. I shouldn't have run out on you.
Candy, you're not mad at me?
Seeing how much you cared for that little rat made me realize how sweet you are.
Well, uh, you know how I "yabba-dabba-do." (Candy growls playfully) Ooh, girl.
S1 E21Never the Dwayne Shall Meet
Sophie (to The Rock): And you are?
RThe Rock
I'm Dwayne Johnson, but most people call me The Rock.
Yeah, let's just stick with Dwayne.
(inhales deeply and screams) People, no!
S2 E1The Presidential Seal
This is the White House, not your personal Love Shack!
S2 E5Lip Service
(singing after she wins the game) I win again! You lose again!
Whatever! Everyone knows that Silly Silly Seagulls is just a game of luck!
I also beat you in Dippy Dippy Dolphins, Pantsy Pantsy Ponies and Hopscotch.
Yeah, luck, luck and I got a bad ankle!
(thinking to himself) A carnival, where there will be games! Games that a grown man can beat a little girl at! (to the President) Um, Mr. President, I wouldn't mind taking Sophie to the carnival.
PMPresident Martinez
Thank you Chef Victor, that's very nice of you. Sophie, what do you think?
(thinking to herself) Chef Victor and me at a carnival, where there will be games! Games where a little girl can beat a grown man at! (to Victor) Great Idea! Thank you Chef Victor!
Oh, it's my pleasure.
S2 E8Making the Braid
C-Bear, we have a problem.
Candy, I told you I'm not ready to meet your parents.
Chef Victor, I hope you don't mind, we're reading your gossip magazines.
I don't read gossip magazines.
TTanisha
Then why is it addressed to "Chef Victor Baxter, 1600 Pennsylvania"?...
Fine, you can read it, just don't do my celebrity fashion puzzle.
Too late.
Oh, man! You're just evil. How you going to do a grown man's celebrity fashion puzzle without even asking. You don't see me drawing all up in your coloring books do you? No, 'cause that would be wrong!
S2 E9Model Behavior
Dude, all that work for nothing! No Hawaii, no two and half super models.
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