Cory Baxter quotes from Cory in the House

Cory

There is never a reason to give people their money back!

Cory

(whimpers) I don't want to go to jail!

Cory

(inhales deeply and screams) People, no!

Cory

(Walking into the room) Man! The president hooked us up. This place is TIIIIIGHT!

Victor

(To Cory without putting his hand on the speaker) Don't be a wise guy! (on the Hotline) Not you Mr. President!.

Cory

(To Samantha) Cory Baxter, American business man.

Samantha Samuel. Assistant to the President.

Cory

Put it there. Shakes her hand.

Sophie

So Cory! Maybe we can play sometime.

Cory

What do you like to play?

Sophie

I like dress up, tea parties and playing with my dollies. Oh, I'm sorry. what do you like to play?

Sophie

[interrupting Cory] No, you like dress up, tea parties and [In a bossy attitude] playing with my dollies!

Cory

[confused] OK

Sophie

Don't worry, you'll catch on.

Cory

Yap, yap, I'm pretty much catching on already.

You forgot your Yak back pack in the limo. You're not ashamed of it, are you?

(Pointing at the CD) What is that?.

Meena

It's just a CD.

(after reading the label "Cory's hot jams" on the CD) Who is this Cory? And why are his jams so hot?

Cory

(Raising his hand) That's me sir. And the secret to my CD is a little old school, a little new school, and a sprinkle of funk. You know what I mean?

Thanks, but you can keep your funky sprinkles. Meena has a lot of traditional Bahavian music to listen to.

Meena

But Father, how many times can we listen to Ickbob, master of the nose flute?!

(angrily) He is a master for a reason!

Stickler

You don't wanna' go on your date in your underwear.

Cory

I'm not in my underwear.

Stickler

Turbo (He pushes a button and the machine sucks Cory's clothes) Can't go out now, can you?

Cory

No I can't, but I can stay here and show you the latest in you better run technology.

Sophie

Samantha, I wanna be in my daddy's show.

Samantha

I'll cancel Beyonce. (Cory's mouth drops open as Samantha crosses something off her list) There.

Cory

What? (about Sophie) You're gonna cancel Beyonce for her?

Samantha

Hello! President's daughter. Keep job, ok?

Cory

Now remember Newt, read the speech I wrote for you and you're as good as out.

Newt

Got it.

Candy

Now lets hear from my opponent, Newt Livingston.

Newt

(He takes a lot of time in coming up to the stage, opening the speech paper and wearing his glasses) Who cares? Thank you.

Cory

Stickler, man, why are you always spying on us?

Stickler

I prefer to call it reconnaissance. It's French.

Meena

It's creepy.

Candy

OK, stop. Cory! I know I am the only student who knows the words, but you could at least fake it like everyone else.

Cory

Candy, if I may, there are two things I will never do, OK. Give away money or sing that corny song.

Thank you for sharing your feelings.

Cory

Ever.

Newt

(After tasting the Nakishka) You know, I don't say this often, but AWESOME!

Cory

(to Meena) did you ever thought of selling these things?

Meena

Oh No, I just make them for holidays.

Cory

Well with your baking skills and my business skills, everyday's gonna' be a holiday. Its gonna' be called pay day.

Cory

All right, man. Meena's on her way over. I'm gonna convince her that we did all this research on the Internet on how to reverse a bad luck curse.

Newt

Really?

Cory

No, man, there's no such thing.

Newt

As the Internet?

Meena

Father, what are you doing up there?

Cory

He was worried about you.

I'll handle this! (to Meena) I was worried about you.

Samantha

Cory, listen to me. You live in the White House. There are always reporters snooping around, especially that Michelle Wallace.

Cory

Oh, yeah, she seemed nice.

Samantha

Oh, she's a real love muffin.

Cory

She is.

Samantha

Until she twists your words around and turns them into some crazy scandal that's going to embarrass the President!

Cory

With all due respect, Ms. Samuels, I'm a little smarter than that.

Samantha

(mockingly) With all due respect, no, you're not!

Cory

I've got the perfect gift idea for your lady. You know, nothing says "I love you" like that new video game Rap Ninjas 2, and you know...if...if you happen to pick up an extra copy...I wouldn't say no.

Son, even I don't have that kind of hookup, and I'm the (deep voice) President of the United States.