Newt quotes from Cory in the House

Newt

No, but I do have a list of things I want to do.

Newt

Dude, all that work for nothing! No Hawaii, no two and half super models.

Cory

Now remember Newt, read the speech I wrote for you and you're as good as out.

Newt

Got it.

Candy

Now lets hear from my opponent, Newt Livingston.

Newt

(He takes a lot of time in coming up to the stage, opening the speech paper and wearing his glasses) Who cares? Thank you.

Newt

(After tasting the Nakishka) You know, I don't say this often, but AWESOME!

Cory

(to Meena) did you ever thought of selling these things?

Meena

Oh No, I just make them for holidays.

Cory

Well with your baking skills and my business skills, everyday's gonna' be a holiday. Its gonna' be called pay day.

Cory

All right, man. Meena's on her way over. I'm gonna convince her that we did all this research on the Internet on how to reverse a bad luck curse.

Newt

Really?

Cory

No, man, there's no such thing.

Newt

As the Internet?

Newt

You're not gonna believe this, but I've got a date with a brilliant, beautiful girl who really likes me.

Cory

All right, man, that's awesome!

Newt

No! It's so not awesome!

Cory

Why?

Newt

Because! She's, like, the smartest girl in the universe! Maybe even in America!

Meena

Then why'd you say yes?

Newt

Because I got nervous and couldn't think of that other word, um...

Meena

"No?"

Newt

Exactly! This is a disaster! A fiasco! A quagmire of epic proportions!

Cory

But you couldn't think of "no?"

Cory

Look, Newt...you're my best friend, right? I gotta tell you something. The truth is, yeah, your right, I didn't want Meena to win and, and kiss Nanoosh, because...well, I've had a giant crush on her ever since the first day I met her.

Newt

You mean all those times you used to gaze at her and melt when she talked to you and smell the air she walked by, you had a crush on her?