Samantha quotes from Cory in the House

Samantha

This is the White House, not your personal Love Shack!

Sophie

Samantha, I wanna be in my daddy's show.

Samantha

I'll cancel Beyonce. (Cory's mouth drops open as Samantha crosses something off her list) There.

Cory

What? (about Sophie) You're gonna cancel Beyonce for her?

Samantha

Hello! President's daughter. Keep job, ok?

Samantha

Cory, listen to me. You live in the White House. There are always reporters snooping around, especially that Michelle Wallace.

Cory

Oh, yeah, she seemed nice.

Samantha

Oh, she's a real love muffin.

Cory

She is.

Samantha

Until she twists your words around and turns them into some crazy scandal that's going to embarrass the President!

Cory

With all due respect, Ms. Samuels, I'm a little smarter than that.

Samantha

(mockingly) With all due respect, no, you're not!

Samantha

Chef Victor, how are we doing?

Victor

Well, sometimes I feel like there's a wall between us....

Samantha

Not our relationship! The pies, man, the pies!