Sophie Martinez quotes from Cory in the House

Sophie

Hey! There's no tambo in my rine!

Sophie

They tried to cover me in meat! That has to be a crime!

Cory

(Walking into the room) Man! The president hooked us up. This place is TIIIIIGHT!

Victor

(To Cory without putting his hand on the speaker) Don't be a wise guy! (on the Hotline) Not you Mr. President!.

Cory

(To Samantha) Cory Baxter, American business man.

Samantha Samuel. Assistant to the President.

Cory

Put it there. Shakes her hand.

Sophie

So Cory! Maybe we can play sometime.

Cory

What do you like to play?

Sophie

I like dress up, tea parties and playing with my dollies. Oh, I'm sorry. what do you like to play?

Sophie

[interrupting Cory] No, you like dress up, tea parties and [In a bossy attitude] playing with my dollies!

Cory

[confused] OK

Sophie

Don't worry, you'll catch on.

Cory

Yap, yap, I'm pretty much catching on already.

Sophie

Samantha, I wanna be in my daddy's show.

Samantha

I'll cancel Beyonce. (Cory's mouth drops open as Samantha crosses something off her list) There.

Cory

What? (about Sophie) You're gonna cancel Beyonce for her?

Samantha

Hello! President's daughter. Keep job, ok?

(about Sophie's Bahavian accent) Why are you talking like that?

Sophie

(Bahavian accent) It's Bahavian, Maya. That's the way me and my sister talk because we're from Bahavia.

(about Meena) She's not your sister and you're from Sacramento.

Sophie

(in disgust) What a patoshka! (walks out of the room)

Meena

Poom-shlaka-laka!

Sophie

Shlaka-laka-poom!

I'm Dwayne Johnson, but most people call me The Rock.

Sophie

Yeah, let's just stick with Dwayne.

Sophie

(singing after she wins the game) I win again! You lose again!

Victor

Whatever! Everyone knows that Silly Silly Seagulls is just a game of luck!

Sophie

I also beat you in Dippy Dippy Dolphins, Pantsy Pantsy Ponies and Hopscotch.

Victor

Yeah, luck, luck and I got a bad ankle!

Victor

(thinking to himself) A carnival, where there will be games! Games that a grown man can beat a little girl at! (to the President) Um, Mr. President, I wouldn't mind taking Sophie to the carnival.

Thank you Chef Victor, that's very nice of you. Sophie, what do you think?

Sophie

(thinking to herself) Chef Victor and me at a carnival, where there will be games! Games where a little girl can beat a grown man at! (to Victor) Great Idea! Thank you Chef Victor!

Victor

Oh, it's my pleasure.

Sophie

Chef Victor, I hope you don't mind, we're reading your gossip magazines.

Victor

I don't read gossip magazines.

Then why is it addressed to "Chef Victor Baxter, 1600 Pennsylvania"?...

Victor

Fine, you can read it, just don't do my celebrity fashion puzzle.

Sophie

Too late.

Victor

Oh, man! You're just evil. How you going to do a grown man's celebrity fashion puzzle without even asking. You don't see me drawing all up in your coloring books do you? No, 'cause that would be wrong!