I don't know why we can't hire somebody to fix the roof.
I can do it myself. It's just a roof, not rocket surgery.
Well at least get somebody to help who knows what he's doing, instead of dorkus (referring to Davis).
[wearing kneepads on his hands] Hey these kneepads are like hats for little elves.
When you fall off the roof, try not to land on anything important
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