Pierce and Jeff in “Introduction to Statistics”

Pierce

Those floating Mexican skeletons were right. My life is over!

Jeff

Well, when we go to floating skeletons with our problems, we get what we pay for, don't we?

Pierce

I'm old, Jeff.

Jeff

Pierce, I don't know how you spent the first sixty years, but I know in the last two months you've probably doubled the national average for amount of life lived per lifetime.

Pierce

Well, I do have a young, African-American friend now.

Jeff

Yeah, and, more importantly, you're dressed like a gladiator, in a desk fort that you built during a bad trip. If life is just a series of ridiculous attempts to be alive, you're a hero to everything that's ever lived.