And do I hear correctly that as a Five, you felt you could park in handicapped spots?
Well, you see, that's just part of the Koogler style.
It's human crap style! RATE HIM!
[the assembly of Ones reduce Koogler's Meowmeowbeenz score to one]
Okay, well, that's low...
[the assembly of Ones boos and pelts paper balls at Koogler]
All Fives must be cleansed of their Five filth and reduced to One-ness.
Jeff! Hey! Shirley! I'm not a Five anymore; I'm like everyone else! I'm like everyone else...
Who's next?
Alright, time to pull the plug... Oh, Great Mother of Ones, mustard-faced savior, there is still a Five hiding among us that has not been cleansed.
Nonsense. All Fives were reduced to Oneness in The Great Purge of About Two Minutes Ago.
This Five cheats. It never registered. It was given a Five from outside the system. Behold the Meowmeowbeenz app. Its beta test ended days ago, it's now available in the App Store: 99 cents. Five stars. This Five lied to us, used us, judged us, yet exempts itself from judgement. [assorted boos] And I'm pretty sure it's selling our details to spammers because I'm getting a lot of emails, and trust me, my penis needs no enlargement.
So how do you cleanse a Five that has not been registered?
Delete it. [the assembly of Ones deletes their apps] By the way, guys, it's a Saturday. Uh, you're all in school for nothing. Go home and get some sleep.
No! No! Wait! No, don't go! Where are you going?! No...
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