Abed and Jeff in “Heroic Origins”

Abed

But, Jeff, it's a graduation gift. You see, on the surface we seem like just a group of people from diverse backgrounds who have become unlikely friends. But according to my research, our paths have crossed many times. We were destined to meet, like a team of superheroes. This is our origin story.

Jeff

And here we go. Abed, we don't have origin stories. We have lives. Well, at least... [looks around the table] Yep, just me.