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Community · Season 1, Episode 7

Troy and Abed in “Introduction to Statistics”

[Troy and Abed are talking with their best Batman voices]

Candy corn looks like tiny traffic cones.

Yeah, it sure does.

At like a candy traffic school. Like a little gingerbread man at the wheel. And he's drunk!

Look out!

We drivin'. But you keep wantin' to eat yourself.

All day.

That's one of my biggest fears.

What is?

If I ever, like, woke up as a donut...

You would eat yourself?

I wouldn't even question it. That's one of my biggest fears.

Mmm. That'd be tasty.

It's cool to know other people think about this stuff, too.

Yeah. Yeah.

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