Codename: Kids Next Door quotes

Numbuh 1

Voila! One fugitive, all wrapped up to go!

That's impossible! You idiots caught Numbuh 206?!

[holding the dandelion] And we kept the dandelion safe too!

[angrily smacks it out of his hands] Shut up! There's no way I'm letting you buffoons take credit for my work!

Numbuh 1

[offended] What are you talking about?! We captured him fair and square!

Ha! If it wasn't for me, you'd still be at the beach trying to figure out how to get sand out of your shorts! So long, you dumb boys. And good riddance!

Hold it, little miss toenail. We ALL caught that guy. Boys AND girls.

Voila! One fugitive all wrapped up to go. And I want it to go on the record, that all credit for this capture goes directly to me! Looks like Numbuh 362's going to give me a big promotion and--

Uh, Numbuh 86?

What?

Uh...

[flabbergasted] Numbuh 362. Uh, sir, I mean, ma'am...

[enraged] You IDIOT! I was this close to getting the Delightful Children's plans! And you attacked me from out of nowhere! Whose side are you on anyways? I'm ashamed to call you a girl! I never thought a girl could be so stupid! You are by far the most idiotic person I've ever, ever, worked with!

Thanks for picking this up for us, Nigel.

Numbuh 1

Wait! No! You can't! Somebody! HELP!

GIVE…US…THAT…BOX!!! IT'S… OURS!!!!

No, it isn't.

Check it yourself.

Typical! All you had to do is pick up a pizza, and you can't even do that right!

Numbuh 1

Okay, Delightful Dorks, hands where I can see 'em! This year's cake is going to be shared by everyone, except you brats!

Numbuh 1

[Slides down the crater to Lizzie] Lizzie! Lizzie!

Yes, Nigie?

Numbuh 1

[Helps Lizzie up, then hugs her] Apology accepted.

Thank you all for being here, to watch us have our cake, and eat it too! Oh, look, you're all suffering with mouth watering jealously. How nice.

Numbuh 1

Numbuh 3, stop playing with that radio! [turns off the radio]

But that was our favorite song.

Numbuh 1

If we can't all agree on a station, the radio goes off! It's bad enough you brought your little sister on our trip to the Kids Next Door moonbase. We could get in serious trouble!

(FYI,) My mom put me in charge of Mushi while she's at work today, so wherever I go, she goes!

Best friends! [having a sweet hug]

Ugh. [to Numbuh 5] Been ever THAT stupid with your sister?

You're joking, right?

Mushi

Do that again!

Mushi, what did I tell you?

Mushi

Oh, yeah. Do that again, please!

Numbuh 1

Absolutely not!

Well, she DID say please.

Mushi

What if the aliens... [in a spooky voice] Eat your heads?

Numbuh 1

There's no such thing as head-eating aliens!

Maybe we should bring weapons... just in case?

And a helmet.

Numbuh 1

Ugh. And it's supposed to be a simple re-supply mission.

W-What happened to us?

I-I-I... I-I don't know. I got older... things change...

You know, when you were in the Kids Next Door, I wanted to be just like you. You were the best, and I was so proud to be your sister.

Oh, Abby...

Cree...

Cree, there's something I always wanted to say to you.

Yes, sweet little Abby?

I... [evil smile] Beat your butt!

Huh? [Numbuh 5 throws her to the trash bin] Ew!

[laughing] Sucker!

Lucky shot, girl! I was about to do the same thing to you!

Maybe next time. [laughs and ejects the trash bin into space]

You are so in trouble when I get home!

Numbuh 1

PLEASE! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! NO! NO! [He is thrown out of the trailer and onto the beach sand] Ughh! I'm serious, guys! The beach is so boring!

How can you say that, Numbuh 1? [He pops his head out of a pile of sand] Look how much fun I'm having!

Numbuh 1

You're buried up to your neck in sand. [He brushes the sand off his body]

I know. Doesn't that rock?

They've made this PERSONAL by taking Numbuh 3!

[together] Wally and Kuki sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Stop! It is not like that! [blushes] Numbuh 3, she just, well, ah, owes me a quarter!

Uh-huh, RIGHT.

Yep, It's Sure Like That.