Anthony LaRusso quotes from Cobra Kai

Amanda LaRusso

What is going on?

Anthony LaRusso

Dad's about to fight this guy!

Daniel LaRusso

Amanda, please, just go inside. This is between me and Sensei Lawrence.

Amanda LaRusso

Yeah, you two seem to have this pretty well in hand. Just a normal Saturday afternoon, a couple of grown men about to kick each other into a pool. You know, as much as I would love to watch you and your childhood karate rival duke it out, I kinda don't wanna get any blood on the patio, so what do you say we try to resolve this over some breakfast instead?

Daniel LaRusso

Want to go inside?

Johnny Lawrence

I could eat.

Daniel LaRusso

Hey. Look, I know this suspension and the no-screens thing sucks. But not as much as it sucks to be bullied. So I hope you understand why these consequences are necessary. We're trying to help you to grow into the person we know you are, Anthony. I know it's been crazy around here this last little while and that part, that's on me. This tournament stuff made me lose focus on the things that are most important.

Anthony LaRusso

Actually, I'm, uh... I'm looking forward to the tournament. You know, I hope you guys win. Okay? Screw Cobra Kai.

Daniel

Well, on that we can agree. [hears electronic chime] What is that? [gets angry because the suspension order included no electronic devices] We said no more screens. Are you hearing anything we're saying to you? Give me that, Anthony.

Anthony

[brings out tablet] It's not even an iPad. It barely has games. This doesn't count! [Daniel smashes tablet in two] Dad! Dad, are you insane? Do you know...

Daniel

QUIET!!!! You're gonna learn to listen to us and do as you're told, and if you don't, you'd better strap yourself in for one hell of a rough ride because I am done playing games with you. Do you understand me??

Anthony

[meekly] Yes.

Daniel

[coldly] You better.

Kenny Payne

Oh, you can imagine? Okay, go ahead.

Anthony LaRusso

Uh, go ahead and...

Kenny

Tell me how it felt.

Anthony

Well, like, not, uh, great?

Kenny

Then you wouldn't know. Because no one's ever been such a piece of [angered] SHIT to you!!! Well, maybe it's time you found out. [roundhouse kicks Anthony to the locker] How does that feel, LaPusso? Not great? Man, get up, get up! [pummels him and was set to deliver a final blow until Robby intervenes]

Robby

What are you doing?

Kenny

Just getting payback on the kid who thought he could bully me and get away with it.

Robby

Anthony LaRusso was your bully?

Kenny

Not anymore. [gets closer to Anthony and holds his face] Do you hear that? Get ready for high school next year because you're gonna be in a world of pain. [gleefully smiles]

Robby

Hey. This is not how I trained you.

Kenny

It's Cobra Kai. No mercy. [walks off]