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Clerks: The Animated Series · Season 1, Episode 3

Randal and Dante in “Leonardo Is Caught In The Grip Of An Outbreak Of Randal's Imagination And Patrick Swayze Either Does Or Doesn't Work In The New Pet Store”

Randal

Look how scared he is. He's shaking.

Dante

No, he's masturbating.

Randal

Yeah, but it's out of fear.

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